Wow I’m a lumbersexual 

So chatting to my daughter on Boxing Day whilst reading a book (Xmas present) about wood carving, I found out about lumbersexual style. Can I say I have never been part of the fashion police & tend to wear what I like and what I’m comfortable in.

Anyway the author of the book had a plaid shirt, groomed beard, scruffy hair and knee holes in his jeans oh and fashionable boots. Apparently lumbersexuals like the idea of getting back to nature whilst having a large glass of something. Hmmm I have the checked shirt because it keeps me warm in the garden. I do have holes in my jeans but they came from kneeling and weeding the flower beds. I do have scruffy hair but that’s because of the wind and I gave up on the idea of a beard over 30 years ago. My shoe attire is not fashionable but functional but I do like being outdoors. 

I’m batting 50-50 here so what is the clincher. Woodcarving is the answer. I’m happy with the garden but needed to do something new and over the last few weeks have been turning the garage into a workshop. So that’s decided apparently I fit into the definition of a lumbersexual. I promise to let you know how my style journey goes, minus the beard.


Fruitless February


Well what a strange month February was. Lots of activity in the “The Pink Bungalow Family” with both offspring looking for new accommodation in Greenwich.

But in the garden there was little or no activity because of the weather and work, but we did manage to get something done.

You may remember that from my previous preambles I was planning on digging and planting up a new Cottage Garden bed with free seeds from the Cottage Garden Society.

Well the day came when the postie delivered the brown envelope and I opened it with great enthusiasm and expectation. Unfortunately I didn’t get the choices I asked for and was sent lots of substitutes including Digitalis.

Let me tell you if there is one thing that grows well in our garden is digitalis. In fact I could probably keep Poirot, Miss Marple and Barnaby going for the next three series of murder mysteries.

I spoke with members at the next Cottage Garden Society meeting and some of them kindly offered free plants. After all the idea of the new bed was to plant it up with “free plants”. Forget about my time, compost and the buying of seed trays etc.

Next Doors Winter Display

Next Doors Winter Display


So as disappointment briefly set in “the flight of the butterfly” occurred. Mrs Pink Bungalow asked me to look on the Tinternet about redeeming vouchers from a well known store.

So after the www I found that the voucher redemption scheme also covered the purchase of plants from an online seed and plant provider.  For every £5 of vouchers I could get £15 worth of plants and so I redeemed three vouchers

This seemed to fit my ethos of free; well in my head it did.  The vouchers had been provided as a result of money already being spent and the only cost would be postage and packing.

I promptly ordered collections A & B making a total of 72 plug plants, along with a couple of packets of seeds including Echinace “Pow Wow Wild Berry” (great name) and Sweet Pea “Chatsworth”. I wanted to make sure the whole amount was spent and am currently in the waiting period for delivery.


Thirty Plus Bags of Compost

Thirty Plus Bags of Compost

In the meantime I started digging the bed by removing the turf and so far it’s measuring 6m x 2m. I keep thinking about making it wider but Mrs PB keeps saying, “what about the weeding” It will be taken up to 8 metres and maybe 10.

I have also collected over 35 large bags of well rotted horse manure which is residing next to the bed. In the trusted ways of Geoff Hamilton I will dig in the manure and prepare the bed whilst the plugs grow on in the greenhouse.

Speaking of Geoff Hamilton, I am looking forward to the talk by his son Nick on Barnsdale Gardens recent history at the next meeting at the Cottage Garden Wirral group meeting.

Mahalo and Happy Gardening


Free to a good home – one Cottage Garden bed.

As well as having an affinity towards the NGS Open Garden days, we are also members of the RHS and more recently the Cottage Garden Society.

I can see beauty in most gardens but to me the vibrancy of a Cottage Garden takes some beating. I understand that people like formality, not really one of my strong points, or plant their gardens based on mood and colour.

I remember on an RHS level 2 module we had to cut out pictures from garden magazines and arrange a palette board of colours for a garden scheme. At the show and tell the tutor, SN, knew straight away which one was mine. It was like being back at school, always in trouble, just the depth that varied.

As part of developing The Pink Bungalow garden, I am going to create a Cottage Garden bed (border), in the front garden. The size will be approximately 10m x 2m and will be south facing with a beech hedge at the rear. The hedge should provide some shelter from the wind blowing up the Dee Estuary.

Furthest away from the road is the manhole bed hidden by the Yew Tree.  The soils not brilliant but its home to a few plants including a lovely Hamamelis x intermedia ‘Diane’, bought for £2 from a nursery that was closing down.

Hamamelis x intermedia 'Diane'

Hamamelis x intermedia ‘Diane’

Why free to a good home?  Well I think ours is a good home and I intend to plant the new bed with plants grown from free seed or from donated plants. I am sure that this has been done before by many people, so I am not taking any credit for the idea.

The first twelve lots of plants will hopefully be raised from the Cottage Garden Society’s seed distribution, providing that all my choices are available. Other plants will come from existing stock in the garden that can be divided in the Spring and  ones that I’m propagating from cuttings taken for the first time last autumn. If they survive, even though some of these plants were originally purchased, I’m counting them as free-my house, my rules.

I am also willing to count BOGOF deals such as buy one rose get the second free. I am a sucker for fragrance and the new bed will be home to a couple of roses. I also have the misfortune of fixing close family and friend’s computers. Instead of bottles of wine I shall tell them about the new bed and hopefully get a garden voucher, which I will count as a freebie. Oh and any plants or cuttings donated by friends.

Location of the new Cottage Garden bed.

Location of the new Cottage Garden bed.

You can see from the picture that I have still to strip the turf and prepare the bed. The weekend after we moved into The Pink Bungalow I moved the driveway, which ran alongside the beech hedge, put in new drains and then backfilled the existing driveway with soil from the new driveway.

I know that it will not be very nice soil so I am anticipating that a lot of compost will be used. It is also quite dry due to a number of trees belonging to our neighbour, only one of which still exists.

Is there a planting scheme you may ask? Well not really because I don’t know what I’ll end up with and surely that flies in the face of a Cottage Garden. I have seen the planting schemes in, “A Cottage Garden Planner” which has given some ideas and helped prompt my seed choice.

It would be good if you could keep me company and let me know about your experiences with this type of project.

Mahalo and Happy Gardening

Follow the Yellow Book Road

Tuesday 1st January 2013

Hello and welcome to my first attempt at writing about our garden, otherwise known as The Pink Bungalow.

We are situated on the west side of the Wirral on the same road as Ness Botanic Gardens, which is less than a minutes drive away.  With the wind in the right direction and standing on your tippy toes you can catch glimpses of the River Dee.

We (my long suffering wife & I) have lived here for quite a few years and I’ve reclaimed the property and it’s garden from years of neglect. The bungalow renovation came first and sorting out the garden followed after.  It took many, many hours of hand digging brambles and any other vegetation that you can think of as well as numerous corrugated sheets to clear the ground. The previous occupier had used the sheets to suppress weed growth. They failed and added the extra burden of avoiding jagged rusted metal.

So the garden as it currently stands consists of a number of beds, which I’ve grandly named as follows (actually its to help me remember were I’ve planted things and for when we talk about the garden with our friends A & J):

  • Conservatory Bed
  • Slate Bed
  • Camelia Bed
  • Lilac bed
  • Arch bed
  • Top Bed
  • Shed Bed
  • Cottage Bed
  • Magnolia Bed
  • Apple Tree Bed
  • Magnolia Bed
  • Fern Bed
  • White Bed (in name only)
  • Blue Lilac Bed
Eryngium "Miss Marbel"

Eryngium “Miss Marbel”


In the front we have the:

  • Manhole Bed
  • Garage Bed

The burning question you may be asking is why, “Follow the yellow book road”

About four year ago I discovered the NGS scheme, which hooked me. The garden was called “Lynwood” and I was driving past when I saw the “magic sign”, which summoned people to view the garden. In we went and that was it.  We voraciously worked our way through local gardens over that summer and I resolved to one day open our garden.

There followed more hard work, enjoyment and a few pounds donated to local nursery’s in return for what I hoped would be healthy, interesting and more importantly fragrant plants.

In September of 2012 the back garden passed muster to open in 2014 with the proviso that the newly planted borders had bulked out.

Viburnum x bodnantense ‘Dawn’

Viburnum x bodnantense ‘Dawn’

So I hope you can join me throughout this year as I work on what’s here, improve on other things, finish the pond I started in October and maybe start other projects such as a new cottage garden bed in the front planted with seeds from the Cottage Garden Society.

It would be good if you can keep me company.

Mahalo and happy gardening